I’m the rhino, stompin’ heavy, feel the ground quake,
Horn like a crown, watch the earth shake,
Swagger in the savannah, man, I own this land,
Got skin thick as armor, but I’m cool as a fan.

Humans watchin’, like they’ve seen a ghost,
Think I’m all brute force, but I’ve got the most,
Grace in my stride, though I weigh a ton,
Charging through life, and I’ve just begun.

Grass-eatin’ beast, but I’ve got style,
See me rollin’ through, they can’t help but smile,
Folks actin’ tough, till they see my frame,
I just laugh, thinkin’ “Man, y’all so lame.”

Try to cage me, but I break the mold,
Living life large, with a heart of gold,
I’m the rhino, baby, nature’s own bouncer,
Why be serious? Life’s a fun announcer.