I’m the cock-a-doodle king, rise with the dawn,
Crowin’ loud, wakin’ up the whole damn lawn,
Feathers flyin’, strut my stuff like a champ,
Barnyard boss, got the swagger of a lamp.

Humans grumble, man, they can’t catch a break,
I’m the alarm clock they love to hate, for goodness sake,
Flappin’ my wings, like I own the land,
Every morning’s my stage, got the whole farm in hand.

Neighbors gripin’, throwin’ boots at my beak,
I’m just laughin’, thinkin’ “Yo, y’all are weak,”
Life’s a comedy show, and I’m the headliner,
Why they mad? ‘Cause I’m an early riser, no finer.